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Animals If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping in a closed room with a mosquito. African Proverb When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty. A horse! A horse! My kingdom for a horse! William Shakespeare Save the whales. Collect the whole set. All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others. George Orwell The more people I meet, the more I like my dog. Beware of the dog. Petronius Hear the lark come harking to the barking of the dog ... fox gone to ground. Pink Floyd A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer, it sings because it has a song. Lou Holtz Never wrestle a pig. You both get dirty and the pig likes it. If dogs run free, then why not me, Across the sweeping plain? My ears hear a symphony Of two mules, trains and rain. Bob Dylan The fox, when he cannot reach the grapes, says that they are not ripe. George Hebert The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat. Ogden Nash They (the rabbits) did not awake because the lettuces had been so soporific. Beatrix Potter What is the cross between a pig and a conifer? A porcupine. Never try to teach a pig how to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig. You don't learn anything the second time you get kicked by a mule. Yesterday I was a dog. Today I am a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. (sigh) There's so little hope for advancement. Snoopy Abominable - bomb swallowed by a male bovine. (Cats) smell and they snarl and they scratch; they have a singular aptitude for shredding rugs, drapes and upholstery. They're sneaky, selfish, and not particularly smart; they are disloyal, condescending and totally useless in any rodent free environment. Jean-Michel Chapereau Big fish eat little fish. Headline: Bear takes over Disneyland in Pooh D'Etat! What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull. If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. Mark Twain One way to stop a runaway horse is to bet on him. Stealing a rhinoceros should not be attempted lightly. Armadillo: to provide weapons to a Spanish pickle. Siss-boom-baah: The sound of an exploding sheep. Johnny Carson Copyright İRonald W. Sitton, 2009. Revised 022606 - http://southerner.net/sitron/wis/wanim.html |