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Food I think therefore I yam. Cognito Ergo Spud My mother made me eat broccoli. I hate broccoli. I am president of the United States. I will not eat any more broccoli. George H.W. Bush Frenchman: German with good food. Fran Lebowitz A little and a little, collected together, become a great deal. The store in the barn consists of single grains. Saadi I wish I was a Kellogg's corn flake. Paul Simon He who sleeps forgets his dinner. French proverb Every vegetable ripens at its own speed. Russian proverb Never eat more than you can lift. Miss Piggy It's easy to identify people who can't count to 10. They're in front of you in the supermarket express lane. June Henderson Vegetarians eat vegetables. Beware of humanitarians! Anyone who eats raw fish can't be that wise. Eryk Hargrove The ham always rises. Lucille Ball Oats: A grain, which in England is generally given to horses, but in Scotland supports the people. Samuel Johnson Nothing is faster than the speed of light ... to prove this to yourself, try opening the refrigerator door before the light comes on. Sacred cows make the tastiest hamburgers. Abbie Hoffman Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. Copyright İRonald W. Sitton, 2009. Revised 022606 - http://southerner.net/sitron/wis/wfood.html |